Poetry Slam the News with Samuel L. Jackson

Poetry Slam the News with Samuel L. Jackson

-It’s time to lean back
and find the groove, ’cause we’re about to
poetry slam the news. Ya dig? [ Cheers and applause ]
♪♪ ♪♪ -No host for the Oscars. They ran through the roster. Nobody wants it,
and nobody offered. Huh. Might seem wrong
without an opening song, but the show must go on. Besides, it’s still going to be
nine hours long, yawn. [ Applause ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ] -Longest shutdown in history. The record is beat.
What a feat. People hitting the street,
while the elite compete. Resources deplete. If only they could shut down
the President’s tweets. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Scarves, coats, hats, gloves, boots —
that’s what I need, not to freeze, geez Louise, I’m begging, please,
for a warm breeze. A few more degrees. I can’t feel my fingers,
my toes, or my knees. This cold winter air
is too much to bear. Thank God
for thermal underwear. [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪ -Wall, wall, wall, wall,
wall, wall! Is that all, all, all
you can say? I don’t care if it’s concrete,
steel, or papier-mâché. Guess what, Donald? Mexico ain’t going to pay. No way, Jose! So cut it out,
’cause we ain’t no suckers. Cough up the money yourself,
you cheap mother — -Okay, all right!
My turn, my turn to go. My turn, my turn. [ Applause ] ♪♪ Halfway through January,
and what do you know? My New Year’s resolution
out the window. New year, new me?
No, no, no, no. Keto is neato, but lookie,
a cookie. Just two weeks, I’m too weak. My goals disappear,
so give me those Oreos, there’s always next year. [ Cheers and applause ] -The TSA is M.I.A. They’re calling in sick ’cause the government’s
shut down and work is a bitch! So keep your laptop
in the bag and keep those shoes on,
the workers are gone. So just blame it on Don. Things are sliding past
security, man. It’s getting insane. I’ve had it with these
mother [bleep] snakes on this mother [bleep] plane! [ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪

100 thoughts on “Poetry Slam the News with Samuel L. Jackson”

  1. Seeing Samuel L. Jackson do dis reminds me of dat character he did in
    “Do The Right Thing”👊🏾😎 #YesImOld

  2. The line "I've had with these muthf&n snakes, on this muthaf&n Plane!!" Probably has more meaning these days than ever.

  3. Yo if anyone is willing to give me chance please check out some of my music on my channel. A chance is all I ask. God Bless!

  4. Trump is still living in his head rent-free eh?

    And both Jimmy and Samuel live behind walls/fences themselves..

    More 'do as I say, not as I do' behaviour is just going to get Trump re-elected.

    It's painfully obvious that these people do not care about genuine problems that Americans – especially outside of the cities – have. Just claiming the wall is 'racist' or 'a waste of money' isn't going to convince the people that voted for Trump the last time. They already consider most of your policies as a waste of (their) money. Now they want something that will genuinely support them. Less illegal – and thus uneducated – immigration actually helps poor Americans. If you want people to work less for more money, massively increasing the work force does the exact opposite. It makes it far easier for the companies that they supposedly despise to underpay and easily replace people.

    By focussing so much on the wall instead of coming up with other solutions, it merely enforces the idea that the Democrats care more about people that are not Americans. And being told you're a racist because you want less immigration because you're tired of working 2 jobs and see more and more illegals coming in unchallenged or even pardoned and then competing with you in the workforce is not going to convince them to suddenly vote Democrat.

    And yes; You can all call me crazy and shit, but you already overestimated your position once. I'd strongly advise not doing that again.

  5. When is Samuel Jackson gonna talk to the parents of their children killed by illegal immigrants?

    Samuel Jackson is Drug Cartels's ass kisser.

  6. Samuel L. Jackson and libtard celebrities support :

    1) Drug Cartels
    2) MS-13 and other gangs tied to Drug Cartels.
    3) Antifa – attacking and harassing like they did to Reserve US Marine by calling him a "Nazi.". https://youtu.be/KttO5zQmyB
    4) Radical Islamic Terrorist
    5) Abortions

  7. I want to know what happened to the video of Chloe and Halle performing on Jimmy Fallons show, cause I cant find it anymore!!

  8. Wow. That's how grandpa got DOWN!
    I was beat, cause I failed to repeat that amazing feat?
    Am I sad? Or mad? A smile or a frown? Am i down with the clown that came to town?
    No, the madman is a sad man because time is up for that ….
    Can't think of a rhyme, anybody got a dictionary handy?

  9. “I’ve had it with these snakes on these motherfucking planes” never sounded so motherfucking appropriate. This whole bit was fantastic. 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻💯💯. And…🎤drop

  10. Samuel L. Jackson is a retarded former crack head who wouldn't be shit if he hadn't sold his soul to Satan and wrapped his big fat lips around the kosher dick of a Hollywood mogul.

  11. DJ King Ger$h Presents: Killuminati {Full Mixtape} feat. Tupac, Ice Cube, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Katt Williams, B.o.B., Jim Carrey, Rage Against The Machine & More https://youtube.com/watch?v=sDj7ZexqKH4

  12. Spoke Word with Jimmy Fallon LMAO
    Samuel Jackson is so great love the spoken word LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  13. Poetry Slam the News w/ @SamuelLJackson + @JimmyFallon "Wall, wall, wall… cut it out, 'cause we ain't no suckers… cough up the money yourself, you cheap motherf*cker." ∞ 💩 βɥ€ñ₳§ ñ₳çȟا 😹

  14. With all his money, Samuel alienates himself from the real world. He likely doesn't care that black unemployment is at a record low and that a prison reform bill was just passed, as well as an urban renewal bill. Better than what Obama has done. And Trump's approval ratings among blacks has more than tripled since he was elected.

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