Alien Artifacts from Area 51

Alien Artifacts from Area 51



come on hey smart Hey all right guys sorry I was just doing some gambling I am a money man after all betting man but here we got a fun area 51 video today the last one was our biggest video biggest hit most likes most of you most subscribers so I'm gonna show you some cool ancient alien artifacts from float art the whole planet of my friends bleak little complete laughs let's get this thing started follow me all right guys we got some fun ancient alien float art artifacts here for you these were passed on to me when I was abducted when I was 16 years old bleep bloke gave me these themselves and said hold onto these you will need them later and I think these are all going to be important things when we go to area 51 on September 20th me and the whole team delirious are gonna be there and I'll see you boys and girls later okay first is this ceremonial pipe bleep blorp gave me when you celebrate you know you wanna have a good time and it's like a recreational smoking pipe the most thing that's like equivalent would be human crack something like that crack cocaine um yeah they would just smoke this all the time always making you feel good but I've never done it next thing this one's pretty powerful so we got to open this up nice and slow be careful there I can feel it from here these are infinity balls okay there's only about 9,000 of these made out there in the universe I only have two and as a man I can only hold these for a few moments if someone gets all 9,000 you could be the most powerful being out there now I'm gonna touch these just for a moment if I touch them too long I could die it's too much power for one man [Applause] god damn that feels good charged up I grabbed those before every fight and that's why I've never been defeated and they're not performance enhancing it takes the train 30 inside I'm going to close this up before these things get too strong okay sorry just so much power next but certainly not least is the interdimensional keypad I'm not too knowledgeable about this one as I am as the other two bleep blorp said this one's very important in their culture I know if you [Laughter] Jesus Christ get delirious stay delirious believe

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