1978 Star Wars Holiday Special Commercials -- all 19 minutes of them!
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1978 Star Wars Holiday Special Commercials — all 19 minutes of them!



General Motors evil building transportation should serve people from the top man right down to the bottom man his face is right down the line everybody pushes for quality Willie Ross utility man this is who we are and what we do at General Motors my job is to replace any absent T's I'm here they're all over the plane yeah you know you're not tied down to one job all the time you around different jobs no finishing welding soldering but sudden I think I enjoy soldering more than any other gelatin justice a lot of skill in that first keep something going over town d it's the devil doll around y'all get along very good yeah you is you is good yeah the people on the line they have a lot of interest in the car I'll go out the back cross right go looking for John was crying because I'm right at right at a plate now see how they are built you know see the closet that goes into them General Motors people building transportation to serve people its Kenner's new trail tracker battery not included take a crayon draw a line the trails like a van follow behind as you draw a line on the play map the trail tracker will follow it draw it straight or Kirby even a wavy line the trails like a van is tracking the line the trail tracker with play map and four crayons new from Kenner start your Sunday evening viewing with 60 minutes then it's a fight to the finish over money on all in the family and Mel's Thanksgiving runs afoul of the law on Alice next Lucy comes to Nashville and meets mr. Mel Tillis Lynn Anderson man Ronnie Milsap been on Dallas you tell me it all starts Sunday evening at 7 6 central 11 this side of the medicine chest is mine it has a lot of things for a cold that can relieve nasal and sinus congestion sneezing aches pain fever well my side does more because I've got contracts the new multi-symptom cold reliever contracts even relieves your cough so all by itself it gives more kinds of relief than Dristan or contact or bear for your miserable combination of all these symptoms this is better new contracts in tablet or liquid there used to be more of us in the International ladies garment workers union but a lot of our jobs have disappeared a lot of the clothes Americans are buying for women and kids or imports they're being made in foreign places when the works done here we can support our families and pay our taxes and buy the things other Americans make that's what it means when the label says Union look for the union label when you are buying Michael's dress for balls remember I blame this Christmas people are being very choosy very perfect noopy oh thank you idea if you want to do something that'll be genuinely appreciated be choosy and get genuine belt because when you get right down to it this isn't the phone this is for me the Bible the story of Adam and Eve of Cain and Abel thou truly the Lord my god the story of Abraham of Sodom and Gomorrah and Noah and the Great Flood the Bible Saturday on CBS at 8:00 7:00 central enough time tomorrow on CBS an outstanding will Series three home runs in one game now that was a day I'll never forget and it helped me to get my own candy hit Reggie with a rich caramel Center lots of fresh roasted peanuts and a super chocolaty covering Reggie the candy they named after me mmm tastes pretty good Dali's Saturday at 7:00 we are super critical on a line will knock down engines for a bad paint job and that's no chakra quality control is the most important aspect of the whole business James Rock quality control inspectors this is who we are and what we do at General Motors if the customer has problems with that car then we got problems because he's not going to be a General Motors customer again we have nine inspection stations I go around to critical points on the line to ensure that their daughter job right I run the Hutus you can listen to that engine and you can say well this was a good one or this was a bad one it's a good feeling it's a low feeling of power there's nobody going to overrule but we want to sure that by the time that it's shipped to the assembly divisions that that engine does function and the way that's designed to function I feel personally responsible for that car I know it's a good car I know we we build it and we build it right General Motors people building transportation to serve people Marilyn McCullough switched from Duncan Hines deluxe to yellow King to Pillsbury plus yellow chain Trahan switched by dr. bite millions found out that feels very fast yellow cake with pudding in the mix tastes deliciously moister than Duncan Hines Deluxe to yellow King it's more like scratch with Pillsbury plus yellowcake you're justified away from a better tasting moisture King hungry hungry giant want some biscuits for you go camping yeah oh brother big uns mall babe there nothing box these are hungry Jack biscuits why they bake up all big hot flaky and delicious I tell you they're big enough to fill up even a king-sized appetite more mall that's my hungry Jack bet you got one too Hungry Hungry Jack they gobble em down and the plate comes back stolen reject good evening from CBS News this is news break Soviet president Brezhnev told 12 US senators that the Soviet Union had once tested a neutron bomb but never put it into production that's the bomb that kills people but leaves building standing William campi was a 23 year old former CIA employee has been convicted of selling top-secret government documents to the Russians winner moved in on the Midwest today 11 inches of snow in Minnesota also hard-hit parts of Michigan and Wisconsin it was some nine months ago in the blizzard of 78 hit New England and the medical community predicted this would be a busy time for maternity wards but it hasn't happened one nurse said most of the men must have been out shoveling snow this remarkable scientific medicine helps relieve most gold centers caused by every known virus every known virus its contact I'm Marlene sander CBS News New York more news later hey CBS what's coming on Monday from the creators of Donny and Marie it's like grease on Wing get ready bro rock around the clock with Bobby Biggins rock'n'roller starring Kenny Martin started chatting Eve Arden Gale Burton and Fabian all Monday at 8:00 7:00 central mountain this is CBS your plans approved gentlemen moving to the next 10 weeks the wild geese our mission is to save the life Julius limbani don't worry we'll make it Richard Burton Roger Moore written Harris a wild geese raided our now playing at these select theaters before you buy any car see gladdie factory air-conditioned Chevette just $99 down $99 a month only at gliding Chevrolet Glen Burnie need some help we have a catalog of over 200 helpful federal publications and over half our fridge jogging exercise and weight Club for your free copy write consumer catalog criminal Colorado eight one zero zero nine hot city Saturday night this is tobor tobor the telephonic robot batteries not included he's under your control with a clip from a telephonic commander to circle to proceed forward to circle corta pic of the support module and return all on your command towbars robot spelled backwards tobor the Telus AMA crobat from shopper to add the brush to brush Mazda Bluff or blush blush my ganache automatically for the red ones new Super Lustrous cream blush must controlled its touch statement it delivers color the goes on my cream is like powder so you can shape shade contour yes you can and baby it's waterproof to stay on while you carry on you automatic Super Lustrous cream on blush by Reverend it's beautiful this country may be in danger could be losing something we can't afford to those once in his country when a man produced a product who's the best he could possibly make he stood behind it with pride he lived a simple idea do it right or don't do it at all nobody told him that no government agency dictated and it built a standard of living for the world way meant now that idea is threatened by the slipshod the second rate the summit means quick riches to some it means quick death of the standards we have built some are fighting this threat Whirlpool Corporation believes in one simple idea to continue to design build and service home appliances the right way with pride so you can live with them comfortable for you or they will not feel them at all if we can't keep this simple idea alive then indeed we buy the endangered species soon soon what's wrong oh one of those headaches better get something strong strong okay but safety concerns me that's why I use Anacin teller Fred sure all of these are safe used as directed but Anacin combines that safety with extra strength more strength than any regular headache tablet strength with safety that's common sense Anacin combines safety you expect with extra strength you want clothes that deserve a second low sag good luck deserve polite you look better and clothes you wash in war light by hand or machine war light and cold water is safe for all fine washables war lights so safe nits stay in shape lingerie stay soft colors stay bright and lively when clothes look and feel this nice I feel beautiful in them clothes that deserve a second now I copy you edit in my pantyhose hitte shiri intelligence its sheer indulge in the real panty pantyhose with cool comfortable cotton not just in one spot but inside the whole caddy now we've got till November 25th buy one get one free wine a middle of an a McMuffin then egg in the milk dry out you save again 11 a big muffin and an egg in the middle of 11 for the middle of an Egg McMuffin the neg in the middle of an egg Tom you see making shoes I'm a partner Englishman tasty breakfast show two piece there Lorna middle of enigma woman and the egg in the end but the really good applause it's more in the middle of in the middle a CVS what's coming on next it's fun in the sky on flying high when the girls take it off and Pam has a great layover I don't think you can win this in chemistry climb aboard a wild fight with the girls from flying high next Iran this is CBS our little cats from lincoln-mercury are tough on competition starting with October 6th production our Bobcat wagons have more standard equipment than last year and Bobcat sticker price has shown as 4142 yet comparably equipped it's 161 less than a 78 right on Bobcat zephyr wagon comparably equipped is priced over five hundred dollars less than Toyota Corona wagon and rated 23 cubic feet roomier that's great Zephyr you'll find big values at the sign of the little cat all across the country they're lining up on the yellow brick road the Wiz is fabulous but Wiz is wonderful great investment that thing The Wiz is beautiful so wish it's joy it's laughter it's music it's here The Wiz lady Jean Loup is now in its third dazzling week of New York Road Columbia and new theaters the state budget surplus may be a hundred seventy million the to get some happiness going spread a little cheer send an ufgt wish and rail boot day it's such a wonderful way to wish folks well complete with petty for good life and your FTD florist can deliver your good wishes almost anywhere the FTD wishing well bouquet with a good luck Bennett it's very therapeutic those FTD florists really get around for you girls I bought a lot of underwear from my man and years ago I pick fruit of the Loom by a cutie I save every time I buy fruit of the Loom briefs big value for your money right on only a dollar 30 a supervan waistband that's real 12 a girl ever well my men and my money food makes the best second hands cotton briefs only a dollar 30 a great buying briefs my father calls me a lot long-distance or in also he started running I'm a runner and he got this bug in his head that he wanted to enter a race with three generations and he said I'm training at the Y every day on my lunch hour and now get one of your children to train to get them ready get one of your children to do it so that we can have three generations that frankly I was just so excited three hundred dollars for a blazer not for me if you shop well you can look just as good for $78 dressing well doesn't take a lot of money it just takes good sense no-nonsense pantyhose makes good sense their sheer and they fit well the ventilated cotton line panel means you're always comfortable and they don't cost a lot either you look for value in a blazer in pantyhose that means no-nonsense fit no-nonsense comfort no-nonsense price nice work day love the baby hate wet diapers no problem twice is fresh hmm a new kind of air freshener so good it works two ways like spray on strong odors just wave terrific I'd like a solid only better fact it'll keep this bathroom fresh for 60 days twice as fresh works twice as hard like you knew twice as fresh the first air freshener is so effective it works two ways starwars you and your children loved now the Earthlings that kehna have asked my associate and me to present the Star Wars collection truly remarkable toys and games for your joy is excited about now my prudence the star wars tie fighter and extra spice now your children can read about great space battles or collect our wonderful Star Wars companions the Kenner Star Wars action figures are – it's a little you kena's new radio-controlled r2d2 anyone can come on on the Star Wars who's like it's floating and here's Keller's Death Star space station at four floors of action a trash compactor – just not true that's the Star Wars electronic laser battle a game of speed reflex and reaction these and other toys and games in Kenner Star Wars so separately batteries are not included may the force be with you and your children I'm just a weekend photographer and that's okay because I don't take pictures to impress anybody but myself that's the way I feel about my wine to colony I tried others but I was impressed with colonies takes after all tasted the best way to know if you like one so next time choose a wine with a taste that says you know impress yourself with a taste of colony

50 Comments

  • Kyle P

    1978: "let's have our advertisements be based on the jobs of people who assemble our products rather than the quality of the product themselves."

  • Dj Rowl

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  • FUNKOTRON

    I had that tie fighter at 18:13. Those spring loaded wings would really fly off with gusto when you pushed the button.

  • Grayman Media

    I would have hated being a young boy during the Sheer Indulgence Ad while his mom & dad was in the room.

  • Dale Erdmann

    7:39 Eleven inches of snow kept the men home so their wives weren't fooling around with the pool boy or the milk man.

  • DazWan NawZad

    No wonder I've never seen The Wild Geese, it was only shown in 3 select theaters 2 years before I was born! Must…have…Tobor…

  • Joshua Christian

    Before my time. People looked funny. However America looked to be less 'crippled' than today. Better times.

  • Stopreadingmyusername

    Lol at CBS

    "You're all going to die of a new super bomb"

    "Soviet spies are in our back yard"

    "Snow"

    "Lol y'all couldn't even get laid when snowed in"

  • Spencer Sapienza

    wow, can't believe they finally uncovered the lost subtitles to the star wars holiday special: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Zv3tpiSNk

  • Alexander Colon

    "This side of the medicine chest is mine, is has a lot of things for a cold, it has my Vicodan, Xanax, Ambian, and Marijuana"

  • Maurice Hooks

    May the Force be with YOU and your CHILDREN.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • jack diamond

    Really sad actually watching all those keep jobs in america commercials… So sad that it failed. Damn shame, now we only get shitty crap from asia.

  • SpeedyEric1

    0:08– WHERE'S MY FLYING CAR?!
    1:05– Where's my flying car, Willie?!
    1:21– Hmm. I can see that being used improperly. "On the next 'Will It Fit,' we'll be drawing a line straight into my ass! We'll see what kinda tunnels this truck can fit in. Also, batteries are included, but you're not getting them back."
    1:54– Oh, now you're just talking turkey. (Rolls eyes)
    2:08– (Covering ears) LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!
    2:25– Dividing their medicine cabinet the same way that 2 bickering roommates divided their living room in a sitcom is really the only thing that's keeping their marriage together.
    2:43– Yes, but it's the 70s. So, that is 100% cocane!
    2:57– "Uh look, we don't know the names of those places. All you need to know is that they're made by GODDAMN FOREIGNERS!" And something tells me there's more to you getting kicked out of the ladies' garment business!
    3:14– Damn, the Quartets have really aged since "Lollipop."
    3:45– Hmm. "I'd like to buy the world a Coke and a Union Label" doesn't quite have the same ring to it. I blame Bald Elton John.
    4:15– Yes, but do any of them come with Twitter? And by that, I mean do any of them have a blue bird inside of them?
    4:58– Just like Reggie Jackson: made of nuts with a caramel center. I prefer Willie McGee-McNougat.
    5:26– WHERE THE FUCK IS WILLIE RAWLES?! Did he die in a horrifying blowtorch accident? Wait. Is this the opening scene from Christine, when Christine dropped her hood on the man's hand? THAT'S what happened to Willie!
    6:08– But does it have rich Corinthian leather, AND WILL IT FLY?!
    6:20– Pff. Fool.
    6:53– Whoa! What was it like going into labor with THAT?!
    7:27– FAKE NEWS! Tell us about the Neutron Dance!
    7:38– Woof! Too bad that happened in the 70s. Today, he'd get a promotion.
    7:59– "Maybe if you didn't emasculate my side of the medicine cabinet I wanna bang!"
    8:21– I don't care. I'm gonna be watching NBC.
    8:27– Sorry, I don't own nearly enough polyester for that. Maybe I'll just go to the movie theater instead.
    9:02– Hmm. I'm gonna wait to see what they say on Midnight Screenings before I decide if I'm gonna see that.
    9:32– Must have gotten that in the refrigerated dough center. He needs to dance that weight off.
    9:41– Haha. The memory of that special lasted about as long as its own ad.
    9:59– "To pick up a brief case. To circle. To circle. Does it do circles?"
    10:10– Oh, you really broke your necks on that one. Personally, I'm holding out for Grobyc. That's "cyborg" spelled backwards. I felt like telling you that, just in case the Star Wars Holiday Special made you too stupid to figure that out.
    10:35– She may have OD'd while doing the Hustle in front of Andy Warhol, but her blush looked superb.
    10:49– No one listened to me about the eagles taking over the planet, but they're listening now.
    11:19– I have no idea what's going on, but I have to keep listening, OR ELSE I HATE AMERICA!
    11:44– …I never thought that my non-Whirlpool home appliances were dirty commies, BUT I DO NOW!
    11:52– …Have I reached my limit on cocaine references yet?
    12:00– I know about safe medicine. That's why I snort my Anacin using NEW one dollar bills. Still, it doesn't give me as big of a rush as Comtrex.
    12:35– Ooh ho good, 'cause that lingerie's gonna get stained as fuck.
    12:57– Oh, I think my wife is having an affair with the NEIGHBOR'S wife!
    13:11– Pff. Not as sexy as the Union Label Grandma Choir.
    13:24– YOU'RE DRUNK! TRY AGAIN! Orson Welles can sell me things while drunk. YOU certainly can't.
    13:47– You sound drunker than a person ordering a Mc10:35.
    13:59– AND it's been canceled.
    14:21– Pff. That's not a real bobcat. That's a car.
    14:29– AND THAT MEOW WASN'T A BOBCAT EITHER!
    14:48– (Acting uninterested) Are they? Are they really?
    15:18– But enough about you.
    15:59– Holy shit, it's that hilarious Fruit of the Loom sketch from In Living Color!
    16:15– Hahahahaha! That was his nutsack! You just castrated him!
    16:42– And then they got lost and instantly butchered by Leatherface.
    17:14– Hmm! That other commercial had a nicer ass. I'm gonna go with that one instead.
    17:29– DID YOU JUST STEAL THAT BABY?!
    17:52– Thank you, condescending ass. Also, your baby just fell out of the crib.
    18:23– (Sarcastically) Ooh, but I thought only the NEWER movies got commercial!
    19:01– YOU SUCK AT YOUR JOB! I CAN'T EVEN SEE YOU!
    19:15– WHO ARE YOU PLANING ON DRUGGING?!
    19:24– Ah yes, a wine that says "We know the word 'colon' is in there. We just added a Y to it."

  • NPC Muh Media Counts

    I just sat through twenty minutes of commercials and it felt like less than five minutes. Strange.

  • richeyjh

    flying high looks hella fun, and i'm glad those sheer indulgence ladies have got real panties in their pantyhose

  • TheZXKUQYB

    Somewhere in the reaches of my mind these commercials were forgotten as the Stars Wars Special was, thankfully.

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